Oh goodness Father
Didn't you hear what I said
No, no, that won't work!

"I swallowed my gum"
(yes I'm eavesdropping again)
"Will I die? Will I"

Oh, look at that guy
I'm airport people watching
Shh, eavesdropping now

Christmas sensation
I didn't expect any
Thank you Jessica

Haiku wedding vows!
What a great idea Sol Train
I'll have to do that

Shanrock is not here
Neither are our regulars
Just Abby and I

Decisions

rain is falling, plop
sky is gray dark gloomy cold
slanket or snuggie?

Brain Filled with Clues

what I'm doing now....
hatchet in a clock, perhaps?
eleven letters

Olive and lexi
Not quite best friends forever
Like their mommas are

One more night standing
Just looking for connection
Maybe the next time

This isn't my best
But hey, I am kinda bored
And you're not paying

Another white dash
Another and another
Driving on and on

Dream State

i'll sleep all the night
with the crazy dreams and all
wonder what they mean

PDX Chill

many types of beer
all varieties of cheer
winter in Portland

Social Media Mish Mash

where's the like button?
how else can I compliment?
google is broken

Crosswords

17 across...
Really? What the hell is that?
I hate you, Matt Jones

Spelling

compl*ment e? i?
Apparently I can't spell
I'll get it someday

Hey!

I know you like them!
You don't have to compliment,
I just like Haiku..

Legacy Haiku

List of Haiku I sent to Coral:

Lexi #2 v2:
I open the door.
Wet nose, panting, wagging tail.
Her collar jingles

Lexi #2 v1:
Opening the door
Wet Nose, Panting, Wagging Tail
Jingling Collar

Lexi #1:
She was shedding so
I vacuumed her all over
Lots of tail wagging

Traffic:
Moving again? Yes!
Oh no not brakelights.. Damn it
Oh good green light shines

Eddie:
other dimensions
What? Fuck off, he seemed to say.
I'll have the cake then.

On Haiku:
Panda must practice
Haiku are not simply done
Patience is the key

Farewell:
Bout to lose service.
Have a wonderful weekend.
Love you coco bean.