Oh goodness Father
Didn't you hear what I said
No, no, that won't work!

"I swallowed my gum"
(yes I'm eavesdropping again)
"Will I die? Will I"

Oh, look at that guy
I'm airport people watching
Shh, eavesdropping now

Christmas sensation
I didn't expect any
Thank you Jessica

Haiku wedding vows!
What a great idea Sol Train
I'll have to do that

Shanrock is not here
Neither are our regulars
Just Abby and I

Decisions

rain is falling, plop
sky is gray dark gloomy cold
slanket or snuggie?

Brain Filled with Clues

what I'm doing now....
hatchet in a clock, perhaps?
eleven letters

Olive and lexi
Not quite best friends forever
Like their mommas are

One more night standing
Just looking for connection
Maybe the next time

This isn't my best
But hey, I am kinda bored
And you're not paying

Another white dash
Another and another
Driving on and on

Dream State

i'll sleep all the night
with the crazy dreams and all
wonder what they mean

PDX Chill

many types of beer
all varieties of cheer
winter in Portland

Social Media Mish Mash

where's the like button?
how else can I compliment?
google is broken

Crosswords

17 across...
Really? What the hell is that?
I hate you, Matt Jones

Spelling

compl*ment e? i?
Apparently I can't spell
I'll get it someday

Hey!

I know you like them!
You don't have to compliment,
I just like Haiku..

Legacy Haiku

List of Haiku I sent to Coral:

Lexi #2 v2:
I open the door.
Wet nose, panting, wagging tail.
Her collar jingles

Lexi #2 v1:
Opening the door
Wet Nose, Panting, Wagging Tail
Jingling Collar

Lexi #1:
She was shedding so
I vacuumed her all over
Lots of tail wagging

Traffic:
Moving again? Yes!
Oh no not brakelights.. Damn it
Oh good green light shines

Eddie:
other dimensions
What? Fuck off, he seemed to say.
I'll have the cake then.

On Haiku:
Panda must practice
Haiku are not simply done
Patience is the key

Farewell:
Bout to lose service.
Have a wonderful weekend.
Love you coco bean.

It has been a while
I had kind of a bad month
It was my birthday

Birthday

some new, some old friends
Vendetta is a good spot
yay chocolate cake!

Falling Slowly

listening to once
what a beautiful friendship
only in movies?

Pretty Little Emails

no one needs to know
i send myself reminders
if not me, then who?

JK

as he shuffles in
the awkward son of a bitch
says, " how's it going "

Birthdays

half of seventy
not such a bad age to be
my stinger still works

Who Knew?

no stopping myself
haiku is therapeutic
working some stuff out

I Own This World

max inside us all
even perfect worlds aren't so
i want to go home

Plaid

the same old story
as I bore even myself
how 'bout something new?

Carol's Song

quiet apartment
my roommate has gone away
it won't be the same

Late Night

wow it got late fast
so much for a night with you
how did we get here

Sometimes

just get over it
why do you always do this
not another fight

Wild

Where are the wild things?
They are inside all of us
Its a wild rumpus

Rain

The end of summer
Grey skies, falling rain, rivers
I do love the rain

Mo(u)rning

Tears roll down my face
Maybe we're better apart
Please don't go away

Modesty

I'm good at haiku
So much better than you are
And I'm humble too

Time

time goes slowly by
tic-toc as the clock spins round
never fast enough

NoCal

surrounded by green
feeling a little funny
life, often surreal

Test

this is a test of
mobile uploading haiku
it is also one.

The Monkey's Coat

初しぐれ　猿も小蓑を　ほしげ也

hatsu shigure saru mo komino wo hoshige nari

the first cold shower

even the monkey seems to want

a little coat of straw

-Basho